Manatees; the motives behind the killing!

Above; the face of the killer. Take a good look, because this may be the last thing you ever see if you go for a paddle in the Florida springs.

Manatees are as you may know from one of my previous fictitious posts are not as cuddly as they seem, but why the killing of hundreds of Japanese tourists each year?

In the 1700's the Russians wiped out a cousin of the manatee called the Stellar sea cow. Ever since their extinction the manatees have sworn to kill all Russians that come near them. Unfortunately for the manatees, who enjoy warm and mild climates their plans have already failed. For Russia is a cold and forbidding place.

So instead of just Russians the manatees have decided to take it out on everyone.

THE MANATEES WILL KILL US ALL. THERE EVIL I TELL YOU. EEEEEEVVVVILLLLLL.

WARNING; the above is not fact. This notice is here for your convenience to prevent any confusion between my factual articles and those that are just stupid rants that should not be taken seriously by anyone no matter how gullible.